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Tuesday, April 8th, 2014

Apr 08, 2014 -- 4:30am

TODAY'S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .

    Airport security in both Britain and Spain, who let a bald man board a plane using his blonde girlfriend’s passport.
    Neil Clulow, 50, who is bald with a goatee, was flying alone when he accidentally handed his girlfriend's passport to security in Birmingham, England and Alicante, Spain.
    Neither checkpoint took issue and Clulow only realized the error when he was comparing passport pictures with friends later on.



AND THEN THERE'S .....

    A Fed-EX driver, who forgot to set the parking brake in his van and watched as it rolled downhill and into a tree.
    The event was caught on a security camera and shows the Fed Ex van go up the street and then down the street with the driver chasing it.
    The delivery man gives up the chase and watches as the van hits a tree then keeps going until it hits a wooden fence a block away.



OR HOW 'BOUT .....

    Party-goers at a Florida Chuck E. Cheese, who ended up in an 18-man brawl that led to a shooting and at least three arrests.
    The trouble began when two men started arguing in the restaurant bathroom.
    The argument continued into the dining room, where a fist fight broke out and another 16 people joined in.
    Employees were able to move the battle outside, but not before a birthday boy's grandmother was trampled.
    Briana Walker, the birthday child’s mother, allegedly had a Xanax pill and marijuana in her purse, and someone with her was found with crack cocaine and morphine.
    Cops were unclear who fired the gunshot but as of now, three arrests have been made. 

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