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Wednesday, September 25th, 2013

Sep 25, 2013 -- 10:56am

TODAY'S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .

    Daron Nakei Brown, 18, who lead police on a high speed chase... because he was bored. Brown, who was riding a dirt bike, lead cops on a chase that hit 80 mph through a city soccer field and over several streets before he was apprehended. Brown later told police he fled because "I was bored."

AND THEN THERE'S .....

    Six pornography dealers in western Japan, who inadvertently mailed their catalogs to the head of the Osaka Police Department by mistake. Toshiharu Hidaka, 27, and five other men had been sending catalogs of illegal porn DVDs to random male customers by mail, and three sets were addressed to the police chief's house accidentally. During a raid authorities seized some 280,000 uncensored discs as well as 7,000 erectile dysfunction pills.

OR HOW 'BOUT .....

    Jordan Caraway, 25, who traded his daddy duties for booze and bosoms at a Florida gentleman's club. The problem, he still brought the 3-year-old child along and left him alone in the car. Caraway told police he'd left another man to watch the child while he was inside drinking, but an employee said both men were in the club.

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